Penguins For Sale, Shipping & Handling Extra

anthony
#1. April 7th, 2006, at 12:22 PM.

I wanna Penguin

Shawn
#2. August 13th, 2006, at 9:30 PM.

Can you seriously buy a penguin

Dooley
#3. August 19th, 2006, at 3:33 PM.

how much do they cost?

Jeff Rebbe
#4. September 25th, 2006, at 5:30 PM.

I really would like to buy a penguin, how much do they cost and can they survive in summer weather?

jake
#5. September 27th, 2006, at 5:37 PM.

how do i order one. how much does it cost

Janae
#6. September 28th, 2006, at 11:06 AM.

How would someone go about buying one and how much do they cost.

Haasy
#7. October 1st, 2006, at 10:54 PM.

I have a penguin, very nice to have on a lonely, cold cold winter night

steve
#8. October 11th, 2006, at 12:31 PM.

i was intereste in obtaining a penguin how i go about having one has a pet

Chuck Norris
#9. October 26th, 2006, at 1:55 PM.

I like penguins. I want a penguin. Penguins are cool. I want a penguin, when i get one i am going to name him/her Little Jimmy

Hunga Lika Buffalo
#10. October 26th, 2006, at 1:58 PM.

I want a peguin. After i get one and do cloning experiments on it, i am going to have dirty with it(4 sixteen hours)

Chuck Norris’ Mom
#11. October 26th, 2006, at 2:01 PM.

If you let my son buy a darned penguin i come right over to where ever the hell you are and beat ur little rear end u god darn varmits.

ppl doing penguins
#12. October 30th, 2006, at 1:43 AM.

my girlfriend and i are looking into having a threesome with a penguin and are curious which would be better to buy, a male or a female?

stevie wonder
#13. October 30th, 2006, at 3:18 PM.

i didn’t know oyu could do that that would be awseome how much is it

stevie wonder
#14. October 30th, 2006, at 3:19 PM.

how much would buying a penguin cost

kinzie burton
#15. November 1st, 2006, at 8:03 PM.

how much are they? where do i order?

penguin lover
#16. November 2nd, 2006, at 10:07 AM.

all i have to say is some of you peoploe are sick as f***!!! i do want a penguin and i have spent so many years trying to find one i at least take my time wisely instead of sitting at home like a hobo and go to a site to write some random perverted comment for shyts and giggles…. get a life!

Chuck Norris
#17. November 2nd, 2006, at 3:05 PM.

did u know my tears heal cancer

Chuck Norris
#18. November 2nd, 2006, at 3:06 PM.

penguins suck i want a panda bear

Bo Timerson
#19. November 2nd, 2006, at 3:08 PM.

yesterday i was a t school and then i went home and my mom had made cookies but my little brother ate them all so i assassinated him in his sleep

Bo out

Wham rocks!!!!

Bo Timerson
#20. November 6th, 2006, at 3:20 PM.

y dont you get a life penguin lover for your information all i can do is sit at home due to the loss of both of my legs in vietnam

d penguinator
#21. November 19th, 2006, at 4:43 PM.

penguins rule bitches

Vishal Kapoor
#22. November 21st, 2006, at 4:25 PM.

i want penguin

nikkkkaaayyy
#23. November 22nd, 2006, at 7:22 PM.

i REALLY want a pernguin!! how and where do u get one?? and can they survive in hot weather?

Joshua Stiffler
#24. November 23rd, 2006, at 1:12 AM.

Bitch, I really wanted a Penguin and all you did was waste my time. I hope you loose you balls to a rabid pitt bull and then your mother in laws fucks your brains out while her dauther watches and then she leaves your sorry ass. People do this stuff because they are interested in what they read and you destroy hopes and dreams. May the STD’s flow freely for you and your family.

P.S. Have a great day!

Lisa Malhas
#25. November 24th, 2006, at 10:59 PM.

I dont get the point of selling penguins on the internet. People could abuse or hurt the penguins and its not even real. The top picture is totally digitalized and you wouldnt have an emperor penguin while your wearing shorts and a tee shirt.

Joanna Jilpas
#26. November 30th, 2006, at 12:59 PM.

I love penguins…I want to get a penguin for my love Brian Hernandez. How can i get one? How much will it cost all together?

Hunter
#27. December 1st, 2006, at 6:51 PM.

i want a penguin

Hunter
#28. December 1st, 2006, at 6:52 PM.

o ya russell wants a penghuin 2…can i get em for free?

Eric
#29. December 11th, 2006, at 10:15 AM.

This is rediculous they should really let u buy a penguin for gad sakes!!!!!@!!!!!!!

baydestriian
#30. December 13th, 2006, at 7:05 PM.

my boyfriend wants a penguin for xmas so can u tell me how much and how long will it take to ship it ? mhmm and how does will it survive in hot weather ? and WTF DO WE FEEED THEM ?!l0ls`*

clayton and penguins are cool
#31. December 14th, 2006, at 10:59 PM.

I NEED A PENGUIN IT IS A MOST CAN U TELL ME HOW MUCH AND WHEN,

penguin person
#32. December 20th, 2006, at 2:23 PM.

i would like a penguin but for some odd reason i dont think the can servive in 80 degrees non the less 30 degrees so i highly doubt that you are actually sealing them!

Kenshin
#33. December 26th, 2006, at 7:10 PM.

How much does one cost and how long does it take to ship one?

Rockford Sangrenio
#34. January 6th, 2007, at 7:49 PM.

If you are seriously interested in the work and dedication of owning a penguin, I own and operate “Arctic Specialties”, an exotic animal refuge based in New Zealand. After you undergo a through background check and interview, I am liscenced to sell a limited number of penguins in select countries. Interveiws need not be tin person, but can be conducted over the phone, but preferrably through video confrence. Please know that the responsibilities are great but the rewards of owning one of these beautiful animals is unfathomable.
Either Mike or myself would love to accomidate any questions or needs you may have.
-calling from North America Ph. 1.513.780.4878
-calling from Europe ph. 53.61.243.25.67
-fax 53.61.243.25.98

Rick
#35. January 13th, 2007, at 11:20 PM.

Mr. Sangrenio, can you post some sort of link to a website or e-mail address that I might be able to contact you? I would hate to have to call all the way to New Zealand from the U.S. just to find out that, for some reason, I can’t buy a Penguin. I would imagine the call would not be cheap… =/ I’m very interested in buying one, so if you could post some other sort of contact information, I’d appritiate it ^_^
Thanks.

Bryan Shimp
#36. January 25th, 2007, at 6:48 PM.

I am really interested in purchasing a penguin. Please get back to me ASAP so we can discuss the transaction.

Rockford Sangrenio
#37. January 27th, 2007, at 4:47 AM.

I am sorry to say that the company through which we are updating our website is lagging behind, but in approximately two weeks it should be back up and functioning. We are paired up with the University of Cincinnati, in southern Ohio, doing research on the sustainability of penguin’s environments through the development of new products and protected habitats. The North American phone number (1.513.780.4878) I listed above is located at the University of Cincinnati in the United States. If you are calling within the United States this call will cost you no more than a standard transaction. You may contact Dr. Micheal Collangelo, head of our reasearch at the University through email at or the number listed above between the hours of 8am- 6pm (Eastern) , Monday through Saturday. Again, if there are any questions or needs you may have, please contact us.

Thank you,
Rockford

corey
#38. February 13th, 2007, at 9:36 PM.

only a few penguin species live in antarctica. several live in argentina, australia, and new zealand. are these places covered in ice all year? no. do some research about penguins before assuming they all live at the south pole.

sabrina
#39. February 17th, 2007, at 12:08 PM.

I LOVE PENGUINS!

Libby
#40. February 19th, 2007, at 7:46 PM.

My fiancee is dying to get a penguin, I am worried about how it will live. Does it need cold weather? He wants to let it live in a frig! Lol. How much do they cost?

Tman
#41. February 23rd, 2007, at 2:35 PM.

I wana penguin how much are they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sparky
#42. February 23rd, 2007, at 10:29 PM.

Is it possible to buy a penguin and where can i buy a penguin from?

Kelly
#43. February 25th, 2007, at 6:28 PM.

Hi, I was wondering how much Penguins are. Get back to me ASAP. Thank you.

Doesn’t matter
#44. February 28th, 2007, at 10:51 PM.

YO! U R SO LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How the hell could a penguin live in hot weather? A-holes r just wasting our time.

Tymah
#45. March 11th, 2007, at 4:38 PM.

i want a penguino too….vamos fiesta con los penguinos

CJ
#46. March 21st, 2007, at 10:31 PM.

i want a penguin how much is it. im only 12 and i want 1 so bad i love them can u tell us? if so tell me how much does a Little Penguin cost.

cassie1997@gmail.com this not my email
#47. March 26th, 2007, at 6:06 PM.

do you really get a penuign. no I bet you are lier’s and if your not then send me one.

rainbow.:~:.penguins
#48. April 2nd, 2007, at 3:35 PM.

bitch, please! i have a penguin and his name is popsicle! he likes to eat herring, but doesnt like tuna… i assume its because it smells icky…but anyways, i got it from my grandpa! his name is uncle joe, although he is my grandpa… HA! i like cereal. oh and chuck norris is my hero and i AM going to make his babies. well, i’m outie yo. PEACE!

xoxo kate marie xoxo

penguin lover
#49. April 2nd, 2007, at 11:02 PM.

penguins are the bomb and i want to buy one id love and care for it just tell me the price and ill get it

JOE mama
#50. April 4th, 2007, at 10:25 PM.

me and bruce r getting penguinns tooooo

JOE mama
#51. April 4th, 2007, at 10:26 PM.

im buying lil brucey a penguin he wants one sooo bad

JOE mama
#52. April 4th, 2007, at 10:27 PM.

idk if his fridge is big enough to fit a penguin in

clifford bumgardner
#53. April 10th, 2007, at 10:15 PM.

how do order a F****** penguin?

hi
#54. April 16th, 2007, at 9:06 AM.

shut up.

My mom is a penguin.

vote for penguins
#55. April 21st, 2007, at 9:12 PM.

i think that it would be cool to have a penguin but it would be disturbing to know that i took it from its natural habbitat! If you really love penguins you wouldnt buy them!!!! Penguin haters stink

russell
#56. April 24th, 2007, at 10:08 AM.

My daughter wants a penguin and i’m willing to pay upwards of $300,000 for the little guy. i live in lexington and have all the required fascilities please contact me at my address for more info. (little wary after a guy in alberta scammed me out of $20,000 for a lynx!!!)

zach
#57. April 24th, 2007, at 4:01 PM.

i need a picture of a penguin and the price

nick
#58. April 30th, 2007, at 11:47 AM.

i want a penguin how much do they cost

pippa
#59. May 8th, 2007, at 11:56 AM.

I am the biggest penguin fan in the world and I want a real King penguin. First I want to know if they are not plush toys and how much they cost. Cause I want a King penguin that is under £100 pounds and is not a stuffed toy!!!!!!!!!

LALALALLA
#60. May 11th, 2007, at 6:44 AM.

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?
I WANT ONE!!!

SARAH!
#61. May 11th, 2007, at 2:17 PM.

I WANT A PENGUIN! how much do they cost

Dillon
#62. May 12th, 2007, at 12:26 AM.

Where/what is a legitimate site to purchase a live penguin as a pet?

jeffy dahmer
#63. May 29th, 2007, at 8:27 AM.

how much do they cost????

Taylor turbeville
#64. June 1st, 2007, at 2:42 PM.

omg i love penguins!! penguins rule!!! i want one ommggg send me one!!! ho much do they cost!!!!!

Mirko Rybka
#65. June 14th, 2007, at 9:14 AM.

Hi…i always wanted penguin more than any other pet. Please contanct me on my e.mail so we can discuss transaction..and some details about theirs needs, so i can take best care of it…thank u very much, looking forward your e.mail

Tim
#66. June 14th, 2007, at 11:11 PM.

How do I go about buying a Penguin? How much do they cost. Can they survive in warm weather?

BRYAN MAY
#67. June 18th, 2007, at 6:02 PM.

HEY i am rellly lookin forward to buyin a penquin i want one relly bad no joke.i wrote your # down i am goin to calll you in a few and see if we can work somin out cause i am willing to pay hundreds of dollars cause i am seriouly honenstly wantin a peguin try to get at me cause i will pay anything it takes to buy a penguin

Well duh I do want a penguin!
#68. July 6th, 2007, at 2:03 PM.

I really want a penguin!! But will they survive in warm but cold conditions? P.S King Penguin is the type I want!!

Luq
#69. July 23rd, 2007, at 11:54 PM.

How much penguins are???? ASAP =) i do some assignment about this cute animal.

The Magster
#70. September 12th, 2007, at 7:15 PM.

i really want to buy a penguin. my mom says it’s illegal to buy one on-line. you should really get a vending place in the mall.

Destin
#71. October 6th, 2007, at 6:09 PM.

I would like to buy a penguin. But how? And how much?

kyle robets aka best penguin lover
#72. October 7th, 2007, at 2:13 PM.

can i buy one i will do any thing in the world to buy a penguin plese 1000 pounds 10000000 pounds i dont care but 3 words are I NEED ONE

kyle are god you know my name
#73. October 7th, 2007, at 2:24 PM.

okay tHats it i will blow up this dam world JUST GIVE ME A PENGUIN NO JOKE I WILL SPELL IT G I V E M E A P E N G U IN OKAY

Aric Shott
#74. October 22nd, 2007, at 9:53 AM.

Wow..i want a penguin in my bed with me everynight. how much do they cost?????
holla at yo boi.

Travis, AKA PENGUIN LOVER
#75. November 18th, 2007, at 6:43 PM.

OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE PENGUINS, IVE LOVED THEM 4EVER, BUT IM SORRY TO SAY, THERE ARE 2 THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW… 1–OWNING A PENGUIN (NOT TO MENTION SELLING) IS ILLEGAL IN JUST ABOUT EVERYWERE ON EARTH, THERE ARE FEW (IF ANY) PLACES WHERE YOU CAN BUY/SELL/OWN A PENGUIN… IM SORRY ID GIVE 1000000000000 DOLLARS FOR ONE :( 2–http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/penguins.asp

cameron
#76. December 3rd, 2007, at 8:07 PM.

i would like to know if u could really get a penguin if so how much and where u can own them thanks :D

chong
#77. December 8th, 2007, at 3:43 AM.

Where the fuck do I buy a penguin? I heard fried penguin is delicious this time of year. I ball and eat penguin

nichoas
#78. December 8th, 2007, at 4:51 PM.

hey i called and it is not real

Bridget
#79. December 12th, 2007, at 3:13 PM.

I have always wanted a penguin so how much
and how do i order one

nicholas rabon
#80. December 21st, 2007, at 10:40 PM.

hey i really need u to sell me a penguin i really need one i will pay 2,000 for eney penguin i have an emvierment for it i got scammed for 20,000 at a nother penguin place i hope u are not a scamme cuse i need one by x-mas my email is waylon.rabon@comcast.net and my fone number is 1-843-576-4535 please call and let me no some more info pppppppppllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssseeeeeeeeee

BRIAN
#81. January 15th, 2008, at 8:14 PM.

H CHUCK NORIS you are a douche bag and need to grow up and so do all you sick people that want to do a penguin

Fred
#82. January 15th, 2008, at 8:18 PM.

YALL PEOPLE ARE SICK TO WANT TO F*** A PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!

tim
#83. January 15th, 2008, at 8:20 PM.

I agree with you brian all them people need to get a life

Nicco
#84. January 16th, 2008, at 5:13 PM.

Yes i was wondering if you could email me, about a real live penguin where i can get one. And explain to me all the needs of it and living enviorment, please contact me threw emai thank you.! Looking forward to your Emai.

cody
#85. January 28th, 2008, at 11:09 AM.

how do i get a penguin? I want one to have as a pet. do theymake good pets?

Becky
#86. January 31st, 2008, at 12:24 PM.

I would like a penguin.
Can you keep them in the bath? and do they eat goldfish that are not gold but blue?.

How much…?

konrad
#87. January 31st, 2008, at 12:27 PM.

Becky, you are so crewl, how could you keep a penguin in the bath? are you a complete idiot.. and what on earth happened to your gold fish? did you poison it or something!
i had a penguin one, paid 100 pounds for it from this really good website, if your intrested please ask. :)
konradx

Becky
#88. January 31st, 2008, at 12:31 PM.

im interested konrad if you would be willing to sell me the penguin as i do have bad luck with small pets such as dear old spek my goldfish. i think a penguin is the obvious choice as a larger one. and my bath will be perfect size for him.
i think i will call him rupet. is it male?

konrad
#89. January 31st, 2008, at 12:48 PM.

yeah, no problem, if you pass me ur contact details we can arrange a time and you can come to my office and talk business! also i can provide food, and teh correct living conditions
konrad.

BRIAN IS AWSOME
#90. February 3rd, 2008, at 12:46 AM.

BRIAN IS THE MOST INTELLAGANT PERSON I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I DO AGREE WITH HIM YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET A LIFE. BRIAN IS ALSO AWSOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

Becky
#91. February 27th, 2008, at 2:13 PM.

I got my penguin from Konrad, im really happy with it.
I got a good deal too, I swopped it for my beatle collection and a few thousand pounds.
aparantly hes after an ant farm so if anyone is interested in a penguin get in touch with him he may swop!

konrad
#92. February 27th, 2008, at 2:21 PM.

KILL THE PENGUINS! YEAHHHH! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

emerson
#93. March 12th, 2008, at 8:34 AM.

i wold really love a penguin have always wanted one since the age of 3 i know alot abot them please email me back with a price for any kind of penguin.

emerson
#94. March 12th, 2008, at 1:58 PM.

hey konrad can you hook me up with my own penguin and if so how much

Paige
#95. April 29th, 2008, at 10:32 AM.

OH MY GOSH I want one!!!!! How Much and Where do I order one!!!

danielle
#97. May 19th, 2008, at 4:10 PM.

i want a peguin how do you get one can you really buy a peguin get back to me on that one if you could i would want one thanks for your time bye and have a nice day

chasity
#98. May 21st, 2008, at 2:18 PM.

i want a penguin so bad! how much do they cost? and i dont really think you could own a penguin unless you live in the south pole because peguins cannot live in hot weather! but i still would love to have one!

chasity
#99. May 21st, 2008, at 2:23 PM.

brian you are a totally douche bag, an even bigger one than chuck norris! go suck on a penis!

konrads a fake!
#100. May 23rd, 2008, at 3:30 PM.

fuck konrad! i sell penguins. hes my grunt. now ur tryin to take my credit? thats my penguin farm and you know it!!

if anyone is seriously looking for a penguin let me know. if money is an issue and you cant afford 10 grand, i have perfectly good over imbreed penguins at a severly discounted price. i just cant bring myself to kill anymore retarded penguins, and besides how many people know how penguins are supposed to act? or you could just say its drunk.

konrads a fake!
#101. May 23rd, 2008, at 3:32 PM.

oh yeah, i cant decide my true feelings for brian, i guess for now, i love you you fucking douche bag

your mom
#102. May 28th, 2008, at 12:25 PM.

i want a penguin but i don’t konw where to buy them at, so wil someone send me a link cuz i’m not F***ing joking! i want a F***ing penguin

50 cent
#103. June 4th, 2008, at 5:36 PM.

i got a muffuckin penguin, yall bitches aint balla. i named him lil curt. i taught him to say,” g g g g g g g g g g-unit! but hes got that look in his eye he wants to shoot me.

Adrienne
#104. June 12th, 2008, at 9:17 PM.

Buying exotic pets in bad bad bad, few people could provide the proper care for the animals needs!

Mr Armstrong
#105. July 2nd, 2008, at 1:44 AM.

Penguins are totally wicked sticks! They pull all the birds, always dressed to impress and are constantly on the flippers!
Can you send me one so I can give it to MC so she will allow me into third base?

MC to the BHG
#106. July 2nd, 2008, at 6:25 PM.

Mr. Armstrong…relax your flaps…How can a penguin make it work…Jesu…you haven’t even for my number yet…pfft…third base..

MC to the BHG
#107. July 2nd, 2008, at 6:26 PM.

Mr. Armstrong…relax your flaps…How can a penguin make it work…Jesu…you haven’t even asked for my number yet…pfft…third base..

Mr Armstrong
#108. July 2nd, 2008, at 7:45 PM.

MC your acting a like a better homes and gardens dogalogue, didn’t you read ‘ppl doing penguins’ comment, they are sex objects! Obviously being only 3rd base we couldn’t use it for that, so I was thinking of placing krill in akward places as a warm up.

P P P PENGIUNS
#109. July 2nd, 2008, at 7:53 PM.

oooowwweeeee! MC you in for a good time girl! hand that number over

joeblack
#110. July 14th, 2008, at 6:12 AM.

I LOVE PENGIUND!!!!!!!!!!!!

need to know
#111. August 19th, 2008, at 9:09 PM.

how can i buy a penguin can some one tell me..

Katelyn
#112. August 27th, 2008, at 2:19 PM.

My friend has fallen in love with these penguins. i Honestly wish to buy her one how would i go about getting a hold of one?

alison
#113. August 28th, 2008, at 4:06 PM.

how much do they cost?

Megan
#114. September 3rd, 2008, at 9:49 AM.

hi!!!!
I llllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee penguins!!! ahhhhh theyre so cute!!! well anywho i wanna buy one!! but how much are they?????? tell me please. and i really wnat a baby one!! like its a baby one thats all fluffy and fluffy and like its fluffy!!1!!! Penguins are awesomer then me!!!!!! and thats pretty hard to pass up!! lol penguins are cool though times 8455758345738534986347680936730869478!!

joseph hughes
#115. October 7th, 2008, at 7:42 PM.

can u email me about buying a penguin and if this is true so i can buy one and would they be able to stay in the house

Penelope!! :)
#116. November 6th, 2008, at 10:29 AM.

I wanna penguin ! =)

ahay!
#117. November 10th, 2008, at 7:44 AM.

If Ade doesn’t come through on his promise of a Penguin I’ll definitely be getting one from you.

Brae
#118. November 26th, 2008, at 10:52 PM.

I am a huge penguin lover.
can you really bye onee?
and can they live in the summer weather?
if so, i would LOVE to look into getting one depending on the price.
e-mail me back please.
thanks.

nicholas
#119. November 30th, 2008, at 5:33 PM.

dear,konrads
write me at nicholasrabon@hotmail.com
or on myspace.com/nicholasrabon
i will pay u 1000 dollars for one so please write me back

MIchelle
#120. December 17th, 2008, at 10:18 AM.

penguins are my best friend.
i have three o my own there names are oscar,myer,winner.
they are great pets.
they each have there own tux and top hat.

Michelle
#121. December 17th, 2008, at 10:25 AM.

Penguins are my best friend.
I have 3 already there names are oscar, myer nad wienner.
They each have there own personalities.
They have there own tux and top hat.
Penguins make great pets.
I LOVE Penguins

lucas
#122. December 18th, 2008, at 3:27 PM.

I WANT A PENGUIN!

LUCAS
#123. December 18th, 2008, at 3:29 PM.

EMAIL ME

vive
#124. December 30th, 2008, at 11:10 AM.

they cost about $5000 + permits shipping permits importing permits and more so good luck

Craig McIsaac
#125. January 19th, 2009, at 6:59 PM.

alright look. sumthin sounds madd shaddy with this whole penguin deal. im a diehard fan. i need a penguin. i just need more details. so rockford if your even around give an e-mail to craig.mcisaac@hotmail.com. but i aint gunna hold my breath!!

Davit Utiashvili
#126. January 28th, 2009, at 2:52 PM.

guys, are you OK?

OMG_GIRL
#127. February 16th, 2009, at 1:42 AM.

IF you ever hurt a penguin i will hurt you

jamie
#128. March 1st, 2009, at 1:44 PM.

i realy want a penguin does it come with a joke on its back?get back asap

jamie
#129. March 1st, 2009, at 1:47 PM.

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooserssssssssssss haha

Sean
#130. April 23rd, 2009, at 3:04 PM.

I WAN’T A PENGUIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):):):):):):):):):):):)

jesse
#131. May 2nd, 2009, at 10:11 AM.

how can i purchase a penguin seriously if you know write me at rzrsk8erboarderhater@yahoo.com thank you n have a good one

Jon Oakley
#132. May 16th, 2009, at 10:54 AM.

Hi there

My name is Jon and I’m a car salesman in England. I’ve always wanted a penguin and have had problems trying to get one. I have tried to breed my own from a goat and a seagul but in never seems to work properly.

Because of this experiment I now have 26 mutants on my hands which just shit all over the house and eat nothing but butter and cricket bats. I would be willing to swap all of these for just one genuine penguin or failing that a soup dragon.

If anyone can help me then please call me on 07868257707 of if calling from outside england +447868257707.

This is a serious enquiry and I give you my word that I have not been abusing solvents again.

Love you all and keep up the good work.

Victor
#133. June 21st, 2009, at 11:26 AM.

I HAVE A PRIVATE COLLECTON IN GUATEMALA AND DOM REP. I OWN MORE THAN 1000 ANIMALS. I HAVE 36 FLAMINGOS IN A EXELENT FACILITY. I AM REALLY INTERESTED IN A TROPICAL PENGUIN SPECIES . IF THERE IS ANYONE WHO COULD HELP ME FIND MORE THAN ONE PENGUIN (NOT INTERESTED IN IT BEING ALONE).

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#134. August 21st, 2009, at 8:47 PM.

I am a teacher is Lucas, Texas and I am interested in purchasing a penguin for a class room pet for my 6th grade class. Can you please send me more details!

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#135. August 23rd, 2009, at 12:09 AM.

how much do they cost? i really love penguins, and what kind of weather do we need to have in order for them to stay alive? please email me with details.

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#136. September 21st, 2009, at 5:45 PM.

i would like a real penguin, where could i get one! also i would like a reindeer and flamingo! any ideas? they need to be real tho xx

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#137. October 1st, 2009, at 8:56 AM.

HOW MUCH DO THEY COST???!!!

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#138. October 9th, 2009, at 8:16 PM.

so how do i find out how to get a penguin i want one so bad and i also want a sea otter…. how do i go about doing so?

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#140. October 14th, 2009, at 7:37 PM.

really people ,you think a penguin is going to be happy living in your townhouse or apartment,really,,no really…humans suck,,destroyer of all.

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#141. October 19th, 2009, at 8:02 PM.

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#142. October 25th, 2009, at 3:28 PM.

I’ve just been promised a penguin for a 30th Birthday present, can the little fella be shipped in time for this weekend? I will keep him in my bath and feed him on goldfish and Vodka. I will also dress him in D&G and Ted Baker. He’s gonna be one cool motherfecking penguin!

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oh yeah and i searcht for it and thay cost abaut 350$ or 400$ MAximum 500$ thay are a bittttt expensive and you have to feed them with 2 fishs (big ones) 3 times a day. and thay dont like the summer (i would keep them in my refrigirator haha) anyways !!
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I would like to buy a Galapagos Penguin from somewhere. Last year at a conservation center outside Aspen, CO, i was petting a penguin and it bit my finger and ripped most of the tissue off my index finger. now i just want one to make love with it

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GO TO SEA WORLD WHERE THEY HAVE THE PENGUINS THAT KICKIT OUTSIDE AND SUNBATHE. IF UR NOT A FEMALE, BRING A FEMALE THAT HAS A BIG PURSE AND WIRE CLIPPERS.. GO ON A NOT SO BUSY DAY.. AND JUST FUCKING SHWOOP HIM OUT OF THE WATER, STICK HIM IN UR PURSE. NEXT GO TO THE BATHROOM AND CUT THE METAL DEVICE OFF HIM, AND WALK OUT AND U GOT URSELF A PENGUIN =)

ME AND MY BOYFRIEND HAVE IT ALL FIGRUED OUT… (U OBVIOUSLY WONT BE ABLE TO STEAL AN ANTARCTIC PENGUIN, BUT U DONT WANT ONE OF THOSE ONES ANYWAY.. U WANT UR PENGUIN TO SURVIVE, AND KICKIT ON THE COUCH WITH U AND WATCH T.V.

THATS HOW WE GOT THIS GUY

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I am seriously looking into purchasing an exotic penguin. If it is possible, may someone please refer me to a reliable source for the exchangement for a liger and a penguin. I am willing to trade my liger, it sucks. It has too much tiger in it. If no one responds in the next 24 hours I am considering blowing it’s head off. If you have any questions, please call 704.773.1883 ;]

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ok Now i am going to be comment 156 because as like the rest of you i have not a single thread of what a common folk call a life. As many of you i stopped beating it to fetish porn long enough to give a shit about penguins and the buying and selling of penguins. This is only because i was searching the fetish sights and saw a penguin on the live chat over in the corner….! alas! i could talk to a real live penguin and get my rocks off! and after months of talking to veronica we decided to meet up but when i got to the restaurant she wasn’t there. :( i waited for 6 HOURS!! she never came. we talked for a few more months after we made up and i beat it until i was raw, i mean i was seriously chapped, but long story short i convened her to go on another date with me and she broke my heart veronica is a fucking bitch and ill never forgive her, but through my love affair i found a website that referred me to this guy, he goes by ZACK and he can get penguins, he doesn’t always pick up the first time because of the business hes in but his number is (513) 404-6833 just ask about the penguins. i decided not to buy one after veronica because i didn’t want to go through that heart-ach again, besides who would want a penguin when you can have a wallabe

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#158. April 8th, 2011, at 1:03 PM.

I want a real penguin since I was 7!I wish I could get one soon.:)
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#160. April 21st, 2011, at 1:09 AM.

I needed a penguin but i couldn’t find one so i bought a tiger instead. now i realized penguins are stupid birds that cant even fly. Get a Tiger trust me their better

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#163. May 6th, 2011, at 11:48 PM.

I am too wanting a Penguin as a pet to love. But from alot of the comments I have read on here, Alot of you people don’t deserve a pet, Let alone a Penguin. Some comments are just sick and really sad that people even think that way.

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You CAN’T buy a penguin legally from a breeder, and possess one unless you have a valid zoological park, aquarium, rehabilitation, or wildlife education facility permit. It costs about USD $2500.00 per year to feed one small-size temperate-climate penguin, and they are HIGHLY susceptible to ailments, such as aspergillosis and vitamin a poisoning. They need AT LEAST 5 other individual penguins present in their enclosure in order to be emotionally stable, and you need to regularly clean their enclosure. If it’s outdoors, then you also have to be careful that your penguin(s) do not contract avian malaria from mosquito bites.

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