Penguins For Sale, Shipping & Handling Extra
I bet you didn’t know that “penguins make wonderful birthday and holiday gifts all year long”. Well, if you’ve always wanted a penguin as a pet, The Penguin Warehouse may be the site for you. The company claims to ship penguins worldwide.
According to the site:
Q: How are these penguins shipped?
A: After a thorough physical examination, your penguin is given a gentle sedative, packed in a specially designed penguin transit crate and sent with our selected shipping vendor, who’s employees have been specially trained for our worldwide penguin shipments. This unique partnership ensures the best care for your penguin.
But if you look a little closer…
…you’ll see the sense of humor in all this, starting with:
The Top Ten Reasons to Adopt a Penguin
1. The perfect conversation piece for parties!
2. Make great foot-warmers.
3. Lovely lawn ornament.
4. Man’s true best friend.
5. Good dancing partner.
6. Bring South Pole home!
7. Come fully dressed in their own tuxedo.
8. Rid house of pesky krill.
9. Good Christmas Decorations!
10. Have you seen a penguin?!